I was legit mesmerized by this for a cool minute.
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
whenever I create a text post
Dont be all negative! Youre always the positive one. Haha but your stomach is nowhere near disgusting. I understand about buying the tight shorts. I do that and nothing changes even though I want it to haha
thank you! lol. that’s probably really sad if i’m cosidered the positive one hahaha. and it’s just cause i ate so much and got a mac and cheese food baby belly and got all frustrated that i couldn’t really do anything about it because of this stupid cold. and then started thinking about the shorts thing and that was probably dumb, lol
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
yes yes yes
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?